1.       Find romance. Love is a wonderful thing, and where better to find it than at MCBMUN? What with the magnificent Northern Irish backdrop which simply screams romance, and the jaw-dropping array of debating hotties to be found, you could hardly resist it. So go on, find your perfect match at MCBMUN. And while you’re at it, why not spill the beans to the press team; we’re keen to hear all about it.

2.       Get injured at the Ceildh. Let’s get things straight first and foremost; I’m not talking anything major – a sprained ankle might be a bit too far. All I’m saying is that spinning a bit too fast and landing on your face is great entertainment for the rest of us.

3.       Give SecGen your number. And a flirtatious wink, if you really mean business. He enjoys wave-particle duality and moonlit walks on the beach.

4.       Flirt with admin. This one will really get you places. They’ll take your notes anywhere you ask them to, if you get on their good side. Though I warn you, mess with them and they won’t play fair.

5.       Produce some memorable quotes. Something amusing and short enough so that press can get it written down before they forget. You might even get mentioned for it, if it’s good enough.

6.       Produce some memorable outfits. But forget about words, clothes are what will get you noticed at MCBMUN. If you’re female, it’s all about the shoes; men should focus on eye-catching ties and socks; but the outfit as a whole is important too. There will definitely be “best dressed” awards in committee, and I’d take one of those over a gavel any day.

7.       Try to get into as many photographs as you can. There’s no better way to ensure that strangers will remember your face. Get into enough, and some day you may be lucky enough to be asked the question, “hey weren’t you that creep in every single photo from MCBMUN ’09?” Yes, I dream about that day too.

8.       Test the security team. By this, what I mean is you should try to find out how much force they would actually be willing to use. Any form of hijinks will do, as long as it’s enough to give you the opportunity to refuse to be thrown out. Let’s see how secure we really are.

9.       Test the Admin Team. Another exciting test. Try to find out how pointless a note has to be before they start refusing you their services. Though, I must warn you, the admin team probably won’t take this lightly, so I’d advise you only try out this one if you look incredibly intimidating.

10.   Oh, how about some debating? That’s what you’re all here for... Isn’t it?