True or False: Secretary General
Thu, 10/08/2009 - 20:32 — Unknown Delegate
True or False?
Don’t bother writing him a letter – he can’t even read!
He’s actually Aimée Muirhead hiding inside an English robot
His mum knits ‘Where’s Wally?’ hats to sell on ebay
He can bench press 600 kilos
He has a pet ferret called Norris
He uses the Oxford Comma
He dresses up as a cow on weekends
He has x-ray vision
He paints portraits of his neighbours’ goldfish to sell as postcards
His favourite law is the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics
He’s allergic to melons
You can pop off his hair like he’s a Lego man
He dreams in Swahili
He's in a relationship with a tall blonde dutch guy called Nicolas Verstraeten.
He gets his hair cut by Dick van Dyke
He invented Wikipedia just to spite his Physics teacher
He has to wear three pairs of glasses incase his superman eye laser melted your placards over your suits.
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